The UW marine biology fellow with whom I was going to run off and become a pirate with if our marine biology careers fell through is now engaged. Shit. My marine biology career fell through. I had an immature little crush on him since shellfish biology, but i knew any romantic potential between the two of us was over when he moved to CA with his long time girlfriend last Spring. Shit. Shit. Shit. Is home-wreckery a legitimate form of piracy?
